On The Safe Side Of The Screen - DOM (D.F.Bollinger) / A.Spring - SUISA 2007 - 2010

VERSE 1
Ben killed a stranger in the name of purity
George chats with little girls pretending he's Wendy
Bill Bob carjacked a mom for a measly buck
Jim the human bomb took fifteen souls with him

PRE-CHORUS
And it's time for commercials
Time for a nice cold beer
What's next on TV?
I can't wait to see more ... 'cause

CHORUS
I'm on the safe side of the screen
Feet in my slippers
I get to watch the credits roll       (None of this would make me fall)
I'm on the safe side of the screen
Slumped in my couch
I've got the remote control

VERSE 2:
Tom put a bullet in his head to forget
Jane ate slimy bugs for a thousand-dollar check
"Breaking news, back to you" said the weather man
The day the Twin Towers came crashing to the ground

PRE-CHORUS
And it's time for commercials
Time for a nice cold beer
What's next on TV?
I can't wait to see more ... 'cause

CHORUS
I'm on the safe side of the screen
Feet in my slippers
I get to watch the credits roll       (None of this would make me fall)
I'm on the safe side of the screen
Slumped in my couch
I've got the remote control

BRIDGE
My TV bleeds with evil deeds
Is this insanity,
The world we're living in
But what could I change
And what would I gain
None of this would ever heppen to me, anyway

CHORUS
I'm on the safe side of the screen
Feet in my slippers
I get to watch the credits roll       (None of this would make me fall)
I'm on the safe side of the screen
Slumped in my couch
Spilling my drink on the rug
I've got the remote control
Yeah, I've got the remote control